I debit your love
You credit my love,
Post to the general journal
To the ledger of your heart.
Let's bring down the balance
And double rule the amount
Balance will be extended
To the worksheet of our romance.
Trial balance will show
We are meant for each other
Adjusting entries my dear
Will make our love forever.
Closing entries my dear
Will lead us to the church
Post closing trial balance
Constructed to be our guide.
Dear accounting is finished
Let's see our balance sheet
Does our business profit ? ? ?
Oh! My Goodness
" TWELVE LITTLE KIDS ! ! ! ".
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
"Accounting Cycle of Love"
Posted by Emierald at 8/12/2008 10:30:00 AM 52 comments
Monday, August 11, 2008
Admire your Worth
This is a very nice story...
The butcher looks inside and, lo and behold, there is a ten dollar note there. So he takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth.
The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he decides to shut up shop and follow the dog. So off he goes. The dog is walking down the street when he comes to a level crossing. The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and he walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way. The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe at this stage.
The dog checks out the times, and then sits on one of the seats provided.
Along comes a bus. The dog walks around to the front, looks at the number, and goes back to his seat. Another bus comes. Again the dog goes and looks at the number, notices it's the right bus, and climbs on.
The butcher, by now, open-mouthed, follows him onto the bus. The bus travels through the town and out into the suburbs, the dog looking at the scenery. Eventually he gets up, and moves to the front of the bus. He stands on 2 back paws and pushes the button to stop the bus. Then he gets off, his groceries still in his mouth.
Well, the dog and the butcher are walking along the road, and then the dog turns into a house. He walks up the path, and drops the groceries on the step. Then he walks back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself against the door. He goes back down the path, runs up to the door and again, it throws himself against it.
There's no answer at the house, so the dog goes back down the path, jumps up on a narrow wall, and walks along the perimeter of the garden.
He gets to the window, and beats his head against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door.
The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him. The butcher runs up, and stops the guy. "What in heaven's name are you doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for the life of me!" To which the guy responds: "You call this clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten his key."
Moral of the story: You may actually be performing miraculously but shall always fall short of the bosses' expectations. So don't get disappointed , instead learn to admire your worth yourself !!!
Posted by Emierald at 8/11/2008 07:34:00 PM 0 comments
Expect the Unexpected
Do you believe in the saying "Expect the Unexpected"?
On my opinion, it is not bad to have expectations but sometimes it is still better not to expect anything especially expect something from anyone. Sometimes those things that we do not expect just happens to us.
What is the advantage of having expectations?
When you expect of something and think of it for a couple of times, you began to attract the thought of it. "Thought becomes things"~ The Secret
What is the disadvantage of having expectations?
Too much expectations may lead to disappointment when the outcome does not meet your expectations.
Expectation from yourself
- Needs your own effort to fulfill it. "When it fails, there's no one to be blame other than you"
Expectation from others
- Requires other people to your needs. Note: "You must not promise anything to a person when you are not sure of it"
Still it is you who will decide for yourself. You are the one who has the ability to fulfill whatever goals and expectations you have. You must not be dependent to others. If you think you are on the wrong path, make your move! :)
Posted by Emierald at 8/11/2008 07:22:00 PM 0 comments